Turtle Butter

A crane will be made in your honor and each dollar donated to a person dealing with a life threatening disease or condition.

This little dude is amazing, just set him on your car dash, computer desk at work, mantle, showcase, or even a bookcase and set him and forget him. Just give him a little slap and he sits there, give him two little slaps and he’s still just sitting there. Now beleive me, your gonna love my nuts. Clean up is a breeze. Just lift him up put him in your pocket and away you go. Just leave us a little message of what color you want him to be, and what color you want his tummy to be when you check out and we’ll get it sent right out your way.

Penguins, yep Just penguins that’s all they are, just penguins. So far we have made them in Blue, Pink, Green, and we will have those at the ready to ship out. If you would like any other color just tell us in the checkout section, and it will take us about a day to make and another to ship out, Otherwise we ussually ship the same day.

Remember when you were five and you saw a squid at the local aquarium and you begged you mom for one, and she said no. Well now you can get back at her by having your very own hand made, hand painted, Zompocalypse Now! certified squid. They make great gifts for any occation, weddings, mother’s day, birthdays, chanukkah, ground hog’s day, flag day, and most importantly show you support to you local team of scalliwags with a zompocalypse now squid on talk-like-a-pirate day. When you buy it just tell us what color you want and what color you want the spots to be and we’ll have it sent out in a jiffy.

If you like the comic and just wanna throw a couple bucks our way to help us keep it going there’s no way we could turn that down.